(Source: bestprankever)

lonelylovebird:

theartofbeingleftbehind:

embarkingmomentarily:

tyleroakley:

I CAN’T DECIDE.

BLUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEE

yellow. i want yellow now.

Green please!

Well, if I had eight friends, and each one of us took a pill, then I’d take the orange one because then I could master all the other seven. Right?????/

(Source: rematiration)

airoehead:

yifflord:

would you rather date a person in their “RAWR :3 XD LOLOLOL TROLLED!!! .3.” phase or drop raw onions in your eyes

girlsgetbusyzine:

dashuri96:

http://www.inglotcosmetics.com/nails/products/141

this retailer sells a halal nail polish. this allows for oxygen and water to go through the nail, which makes it acceptable to wear during prayer. spread the word. 

“Being a relatively modern creation, nail polish remains obviously unaddressed by early Islamic sources. But the general consensus in the Islamic community is that praying with nail polish is impermissible because of the waterproof barrier it creates on nails, which prevents the wudu ritual from being completed five times a day.” (source)

boosprite:

OMG I FORGOT TO SHARE THIS STorRY

so i was drunk last night and we walked to mcdonalds and for some reason I thought the coffee was called a mcdouble (cause at tim hortons the coffee i get is called a doubledouble)

AND I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN THEY HANDED ME A HAMBURGER

THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED

i just looked at it and went THIS IS NOT A COFFEE???

and the guy just looked at me and went “no its not”

it was the most confusing point of my drunk life

bravevvolf:

panier:

misschloejane:

attackoftheswag:

Marine pretending to cheat off a 4th graders math exam. - Phillippines

This is kind of adorable.

this deserves every single note and then more.

sooo cute 

pontmercyanide:

some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.

and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about

and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”

she meant henry david thoreau.

i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend

baw-bee:

sophieonpage:

thegoddamazon:

I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.

Legitimately turned on by this

This is the best thing.

(Source: ashagreyjoyed)

bucklesup:

my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before

(Source: corpsie)

wantonforwontons:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

Why does’t this have more notes

(Source: casualcynic)

doitsus-nipples:

①•②•③•④•⑤•⑥•⑦•⑧

starryphoenix:

“There’s no food in the house?!”

“The internet’s not working?!”

“I have to go out and socialize!?”

“We still don’t have AAI2?!”

This is the best reaction gif ever.

ballerinahomicide:

trapghoul:

the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening. 

lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself???? 

most accurate post on tumblr

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos