Flaphack #6: Turn your old CD holder into a *handy snack holder!
*handiness not guaranteed
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when your friends think gross and offensive things are funny
THIS IS THE ONE GIF SET I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR
what I don’t understand is why the hell they are doing that
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
- falling asleep on someone’s chest
- wrapping your arms around each other
- synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
- falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
- forehead kissies and murmured affections
- MONSTER TRUCKS
at disneyland there’s this thor meet and greet thing and he does this whole spiel about how there’s only ONE WHO CAN PICK UP MJOLNIR and he challenged ANYONE IN THE CROWD TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT and then there was this little boy dressed up like thor and so thor was like, “WHO BETTER TO TRY THAN MYSELF?? GREETINGS, LITTLE THOR, MY NAME IS THOR, WOULD YOU CARE TO DO THE HONORS??” and it was so goddamn cute holy shit
What happened? Did the kid pick it up?
he couldnt pick it up at first but then thor was like “ALLOW ME TO ASSIST YOU, LITTLE ONE” and they both grabbed the handle and picked it up together
*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*
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